
How Not To Tour French Wine Country: A Guide Featuring Gout, Missing Contact Lenses and Angry Winemakers
A leisurely tour of France's most famous wine regions sounds wonderfully sophisticated until you're limping around Burgundy with gout in both feet, crawling under a van seat looking for a missing contact lens and accidentally driving through vineyards while being pursued by furious winemakers. From Champagne to Alsace, via an unexpected detour around Lake Geneva and a failed attempt to climb Mont Blanc, this is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks wine tourism is all elegant tastings and picturesque sunsets. Sometimes it's just pain, panic and a sat nav with a twisted sense of humour.










