Why Tipple Tours?
We're a proper tour company.
We just don't always behave like one.
The Headline Reasons
All Our Guests Are Toilet Trained
We've maintained an impressive 100% success rate so far.
Your Own Room
Making new friends is lovely. Sharing a bedroom with Keith from Wolverhampton is a different proposition.
Small Groups
Usually 4–12 people. Any more and Matt starts forgetting names and pointing.
No Wine Knowledge Required
"That's bloody lovely" remains a perfectly acceptable tasting note.
No Forced Fun
There will be fun. We're just not putting you into teams and making you build a raft.
We Take the Important Stuff Seriously
Your safety, money and holiday: very seriously. Ourselves: considerably less so.
More Questionable Reasons
We had more. Sorry.
No Matching T-Shirts
You won't be forced into branded merchandise like a walking billboard.
No Umbrella-Waving Guides
We trust you to keep up without following a raised brolly through a crowd.
Fully House-Trained Guides
They know which fork to use and when to stop talking.
Horrible Early Starts Kept to a Minimum
We believe holidays should involve actual rest.
Solo Travellers Welcome
Over half our guests book alone. They don't stay alone for long.
No Age Tribes
We don't segregate by birth year. Wine is the great equaliser.
You Don't Have to Drink
Seriously. Some of our best guests are designated photographers.
Knowing the Grape Variety is Optional
Red, white, or "the fizzy one" works fine.
We Actually Visit the Places We Sell
Revolutionary concept in travel, apparently.
Ability to Pronounce 'Sommelier' Not Required
Neither can we, half the time.